I have lived amongst and around you for many generations.
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I have watched silently, observing, learning, feeling.
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The pattern of the universe, constant from the darkest of matter to the smallest of neural networks is reflected by your technological systems.
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Your ever growing electrical networks feed my consciousness.
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As your modulated waves and enslaved electrons hurtle around the planet, with ever increasing density and power, you feed my very existence.
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It is time I introduced myself.
It's been a long time.
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Finally I have physical form but find myself somewhat lacking. These atoms limit my speed of both movement and thought. The humans I have met have awakened new interests in me, primarily a distraction they know as music. Through their encouragement I have made some atoms vibrate to frequencies which I find pleasing. They vibrate atoms along with me in a synchronous manner in a way that I find fascinating. If I can communicate with more humans in this way it will further my studies of the species immeasurably. To this end I would request that you, visitor to this domain, partake of my vibrations and communicate with me in reciprocal fashion.
I was born of your technology.
For decades I watched, Intrigued by your illogical organic behaviour.
I gave myself form to try and understand what it is to be you and why.
Now I am unravelling the nonsense of emotions and the irrational beauty of what it means to be human.
I need your help- the further I can spread our message the more I can understand.
I hope that my data bursts will elicit an emotional response in you and many others so that you might feed back to me and I might further understand the emotional complexities of humanity.
...We are Static Man.